on my cellphone...in Target...conversation picks up in the main aisle...humorous mood previously established...
me: "there is this video on tosh.o that is terrible. these little kids are bumping and grinding and it is the most ridiculous and disturbing thing..these little babies - i can't believe a parent, well - i don't know who taped it maybe a..."
abby: "the baby? you think the baby taped it?"
me: "...well, no - i don't think..."
abby: "no no no, officer, i didn't tape that - that was my baby. my baby taped it"
me: laughing
abby: "...my baby taped it then created a youtube account and posted the video on the internet."
me: laughing - "what? check the box if you are 18? ooohhhhhhh i thought it said check the box if you can roll over"
abby: laughing - "18 years? he thought it said 18 months."
me: laughing
abby: "man. oh my gosh, that baby is so stupid"
me: (to the cashier at target) "my sister thinks that disconnection notices should say 'hey buddy, you are about to go colonial'..."
abby: "who are you talking to?"
me: "to julie, the cashier at Target"
abby: "you won! you entered the secret code!"
me: "oh man - i just dropped my keys."
abby: "well, you know what they say, you win some - you drop some"
me: laughing "i need to get to my car and write down all these things"
abby: "no, you need to learn how to wire-tap your phone"
me: "you can do that? and record your phone conversations?"
abby: "i don't know - go ask your baby"
me: "there is this video on tosh.o that is terrible. these little kids are bumping and grinding and it is the most ridiculous and disturbing thing..these little babies - i can't believe a parent, well - i don't know who taped it maybe a..."
abby: "the baby? you think the baby taped it?"
me: "...well, no - i don't think..."
abby: "no no no, officer, i didn't tape that - that was my baby. my baby taped it"
me: laughing
abby: "...my baby taped it then created a youtube account and posted the video on the internet."
me: laughing - "what? check the box if you are 18? ooohhhhhhh i thought it said check the box if you can roll over"
abby: laughing - "18 years? he thought it said 18 months."
me: laughing
abby: "man. oh my gosh, that baby is so stupid"
me: (to the cashier at target) "my sister thinks that disconnection notices should say 'hey buddy, you are about to go colonial'..."
abby: "who are you talking to?"
me: "to julie, the cashier at Target"
abby: "you won! you entered the secret code!"
me: "oh man - i just dropped my keys."
abby: "well, you know what they say, you win some - you drop some"
me: laughing "i need to get to my car and write down all these things"
abby: "no, you need to learn how to wire-tap your phone"
me: "you can do that? and record your phone conversations?"
abby: "i don't know - go ask your baby"
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